Q: Why is there a "D" in Bandana?

   A: Because otherwise we'd all be wearing bananas! 

Q:What do you call a group of pirate ships?

   A: An Arrrrrmada!

Q:Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

   A:Because the captain was standing on the deck!

Q:Where does a pirate go to keep fit?

   A: To the gym, lad!